Stephen Fry: They made dildos out of bread in Ancient Greece.

Jo Brand: You know most women would have gone for the eating option.

Alan Davies: Did someone write this down? is that written down in Ancient Greek?

Stephen Fry: It was only discovered in 1987, actually. Very recent discovery.

Jo Brand: Who discovered this?

Bill Bailey: It was a baker frozen in a glassier.

Alan Davies/ Bill Bailey impressions